fairy!kris and his problems with glitter

[arashijun]

just some really random idea nikki and i came up with for a fic.


[1:51:40 AM] nikki c:: i....
[1:51:42 AM] nikki c:: am covered
[1:51:43 AM] nikki c:: in glitter
[1:51:44 AM] nikki c:: what
[1:51:46 AM] nikki c:: the everloving shit
[1:51:58 AM] サッミ c:: herpes of craft supplies
[1:52:04 AM] nikki c:: i don't even have glitter?????????????
[1:52:05 AM] サッミ c:: keep your distance please
[1:52:08 AM] サッミ c:: i don't want to catch it
[1:52:18 AM] nikki c:: wtf where did it come from
[1:52:28 AM] サッミ c:: idk
[1:52:29 AM] サッミ c:: god
[1:52:29 AM] サッミ c:: magic
[1:52:31 AM] サッミ c:: uh
[1:52:34 AM] サッミ c:: kris
[1:52:35 AM] サッミ c:: lol
[1:52:41 AM] nikki c:: the firey pits of hell-kris works too
[1:52:45 AM] サッミ c:: hahahah
[1:52:46 AM] nikki c:: the fairy bastard
[1:52:48 AM] サッミ c:: xD
[1:52:54 AM] サッミ c:: NO NO NO IK NOW WHERE
[1:52:56 AM] サッミ c:: IT CAME FROM
[1:53:05 AM] サッミ c:: JONGHUN. B/C FOREST NYMPH
[1:53:26 AM] nikki c:: now im imaging kris as a fairy with tiny wings that are too small for him so he runs into shit all the time and gets glitter--i mean fairy dust everywhere
[1:53:26 AM] nikki c:: omfg
[1:53:46 AM] nikki c:: jonghun u dumb nymph
[1:53:54 AM] サッミ c:: he would be the worst fairy
[1:53:56 AM] サッミ c:: omg
[1:54:00 AM] nikki c:: it would be so funny
[1:54:03 AM] サッミ c:: right
[1:54:06 AM] サッミ c:: can you imagine him
[1:54:09 AM] サッミ c:: with his dumb voice
[1:54:14 AM] サッミ c:: being all fairyish
[1:54:17 AM] サッミ c:: and flying around
[1:54:23 AM] nikki c:: YES
[1:54:25 AM] nikki c:: THAT'S THE PROBLEM EHRE
[1:54:25 AM] サッミ c:: he'd still be fucking awkward as shit
[1:54:29 AM] nikki c:: I AM PICTURING IT VIVIDLY
[1:54:39 AM] サッミ c:: b/c like, he'd be bigger than all the other fairies
[1:54:46 AM] サッミ c:: but his wings are so tiny
[1:54:50 AM] nikki c:: he'd have these dorky little tiny wings and he'd hover like
[1:54:54 AM] サッミ c:: and his hands are like ridic
[1:54:55 AM] nikki c:: an inch off the ground
[1:55:00 AM] サッミ c:: he basically cant--YES
[1:55:02 AM] nikki c:: and knock his head against ceilings and shit
[1:55:06 AM] サッミ c:: YES
[1:55:20 AM] nikki c:: and he'd have the traditional fairy staff and it would be like a twig in his hands
[1:55:28 AM] サッミ c:: snorts
[1:55:30 AM] サッミ c:: yes
[1:55:33 AM] nikki c:: and he'd be covered head to toe in glitter bc he can't control it
[1:55:40 AM] サッミ c:: ugh yes
[1:55:55 AM] サッミ c:: and all the other fairies would be like
[1:56:11 AM] サッミ c:: "you can't come in here, it took us 3 days to clean up your glitter last time"
[1:56:14 AM] サッミ c:: he's be shuned
[1:56:19 AM] nikki c:: he WOULD BE
[1:56:33 AM] nikki c:: 'he's the other one' 'other one?' 'we don't speak of him' 'why?' 'he ruins everything'
[1:57:34 AM] nikki c:: i have an idea for the para but i'll start it tomorrow so it can be a fresh day yes good
[1:58:15 AM] サッミ c:: you couldj ust put it in the queue lol
[1:58:20 AM] サッミ c:: or something so you don't forget it
[1:58:25 AM] nikki c:: i wont :3
[1:58:37 AM] nikki c:: actually i can put it in the drafts
[1:58:38 AM] nikki c:: yes good
[1:58:44 AM] nikki c:: i like you
[1:58:46 AM] nikki c:: you can stay
[1:58:47 AM] サッミ c:: and like okay they'd have to have a specially bubble for him because he has so much glitter
[1:59:01 AM] サッミ c:: for when they have fairy meetings and shit
[1:59:04 AM] nikki c:: omg
[1:59:05 AM] nikki c:: what if
[1:59:29 AM] nikki c:: they hired a special fairy yixing to trail around after him with a fairy vaccum, collecting all the wasted glitter
[1:59:55 AM] nikki c:: but lay is an Other too and is super forgetful so half the time he ends up covered in the stuff too
[2:00:15 AM] サッミ c:: omg yes
[2:00:55 AM] サッミ c:: and they yell at him because he's supposed to clean up after him but he just sometimes make the mess worse
[2:01:11 AM] nikki c:: exactly
[2:02:09 AM] サッミ c:: so they have to get another fairy
[2:02:11 AM] サッミ c:: to look after him
[2:02:29 AM] サッミ c:: where is riha, she needs this idea. she should write it
[2:02:36 AM] nikki c:: right
[2:02:39 AM] nikki c:: the fairy could be sehun
[2:02:40 AM] nikki c:: and
[2:02:44 AM] nikki c:: sehun follows them around
[2:02:47 AM] nikki c:: but hates them both
[2:02:52 AM] nikki c:: so he doesn't ever clean up after them
[2:02:53 AM] nikki c:: he just bitches
[2:02:56 AM] サッミ c:: kris hates him too
[2:02:59 AM] サッミ c:: because he bitches so much
[2:03:57 AM] サッミ c:: everytime sehun is with jongin he bitches and jongin is like "i don't care about your glitter problems"
[2:04:23 AM] nikki c:: 'well you SHOULD. now it's gonna get all of your stuff' 'dont you dare'
[2:05:01 AM] サッミ c:: and then sehun drops like a handful of glitter right over his head
[2:05:14 AM] サッミ c:: and kyungsoo is left to clean up whever got onto the floor
[2:05:19 AM] nikki c:: and walks off while jongin shrieks after him
[2:05:32 AM] nikki c:: chanyeol would come to investigate and slip on all the glitter and fall and hit his head
[2:05:47 AM] サッミ c:: i feel chanyeol would have a problem too
[2:06:04 AM] サッミ c:: he'd be teetering on the edge of being an Other too
[2:06:11 AM] nikki c:: mhm
[2:06:14 AM] nikki c:: he runs into things a lot
[2:06:16 AM] nikki c:: knocks things over
[2:06:20 AM] サッミ c:: yes
[2:06:23 AM] nikki c:: sometimes he uses too much fairy dust and causes accidents
[2:06:41 AM] サッミ c:: and everyone is all "sigh, chanyeol"
[2:06:48 AM] サッミ c:: but they forgive him because he's like a puppy
[2:06:52 AM] サッミ c:: unlike kris
[2:07:08 AM] nikki c:: kris is an embarrassment
[2:07:10 AM] サッミ c:: he is
[2:07:19 AM] サッミ c:: everyone in the fairy community is embarrassed by him
[2:07:22 AM] サッミ c:: except for lay
[2:07:31 AM] サッミ c:: yixing*
[2:07:33 AM] nikki c:: that's bc lay is too out of it to even notice
[2:07:33 AM] サッミ c:: w/e
[2:07:37 AM] サッミ c:: yeah
[2:07:46 AM] サッミ c:: that and kris is funny, at leats he thinks so
[2:08:00 AM] nikki c:: kris likes lay bc lay actually laughs at his jokes while sehun just glares
[2:08:19 AM] サッミ c:: kris hates sehun's glare
[2:08:28 AM] サッミ c:: and he's always like "if you hate it so much, you can leave"
[2:08:34 AM] サッミ c:: but sehun gets all defensive
[2:08:43 AM] サッミ c:: "NO I CAN'T THAT'S THE PORBLEM"
[2:08:47 AM] nikki c:: 'it's /your/ fault i'm here!'
[2:09:11 AM] サッミ c:: and yixing is like "we're not keeping you here by force"
[2:09:40 AM] サッミ c:: but sehun gets all huffy because it's yixing's airheadedness that keeps him here
[2:10:10 AM] nikki c:: sehun whines to their supervisor suho all the time but suho never assigns him to other duties. he's stuck with dumb and dumber
[2:10:57 AM] サッミ c:: suho just says "maybe if you did your job, you'd get evaluated for another duity"
[2:11:17 AM] nikki c:: 'I DO MY JOB' 'no you don't 'UGH'
[2:11:42 AM] サッミ c:: "see, there is glitter all over the place sehun"
[2:12:04 AM] サッミ c:: and he picks up some of it and sprinkles it over sehun's hair "that's not doing your job"
[2:12:14 AM] サッミ c:: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT KRIS CAN'T CONTROL HIS GLITTER"
[2:12:32 AM] nikki c:: "no but it's your job to help him' 'HE'S USELESS'
[2:13:23 AM] サッミ c:: suho just sighs and shakes his head "until you can prove you can do this job, you can't get another one" then he shoos him away
[2:13:59 AM] nikki c:: sehun pouts at jongin for the next week
[2:14:24 AM] サッミ c:: jongin tells him that hes not cute so he might as well stop trying to be